Evaluating as a man hired to censor hot women: - From this date onwards, the following are prohibited: 1) Hot women wearing clothes that are not sexy and still remain hot 2) String bikinis may only be worn with the permission of the Commander of Morals, Inspector Sérgio Affonso 3) Superheroine bodysuits may be worn without restriction 4) Women who are out of this world at oral sex received a bracelet that says this is for marriage 5) White lingerie with garter belts and seven-eighths stockings will have zero tax. 6) Every man will be required to take a course on how to perform oral sex and how not to penetrate like a beast. 7) Women who talk dirty during sex will receive the "You Deserve It" Grant. 8) Trash Boys will be brainwashed to reeducate themselves. 9) All historical statues in Brazil will have their legs thicker. 10) A woman whose code name will be ENG will take care of all the misogynistic and sexist aspects of this decree. We won't reveal her name, because women's envy is a bitch.