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If I had only been told that there was someone like you, I probably wouldn't have believed it. In fact, after a few years of knowing you, despite the inescapable reality that imposes itself, it is still difficult for me to conceive how a girl can bring together so many qualities simultaneously (and at such a high level). If it were for the sexual games here, which are already extremely wonderful, this entire comment would be justified; but beyond that, there is an understanding, a affection, a partnership - I can even say that it is a friendship so frank that it is moving. Intelligence, sensitivity, sensuality, attention, humility... Thank you for being who you are. The rest are beautiful reflections of that, and if I can, I want to enjoy every last drop! Kisses always!
sergio-affonso
Evaluating as a man hired to censor hot women: - From this date onwards, the following are prohibited: 1) Hot women wearing clothes that are not sexy and still remain hot 2) String bikinis may only be worn with the permission of the Commander of Morals, Inspector Sérgio Affonso 3) Superheroine bodysuits may be worn without restriction 4) Women who are out of this world at oral sex received a bracelet that says this is for marriage 5) White lingerie with garter belts and seven-eighths stockings will have zero tax. 6) Every man will be required to take a course on how to perform oral sex and how not to penetrate like a beast. 7) Women who talk dirty during sex will receive the "You Deserve It" Grant. 8) Trash Boys will be brainwashed to reeducate themselves. 9) All historical statues in Brazil will have their legs thicker. 10) A woman whose code name will be ENG will take care of all the misogynistic and sexist aspects of this decree. We won't reveal her name, because women's envy is a bitch.
sergio-affonso
Evaluate as an economist: The company Eng Safada decided to become a publicly traded company on the stock exchange. In fact, its capital looks beautiful when it is open. The company became famous for being smooth-talking and for having attracted one of the biggest Russian investors: Sergey Affonsov. He was delighted with the company's growth curves. According to him, they are guitar-shaped curves. Sergey was also excited to invest in the company's fixed funds. He said that after he joined this investment, he no longer wanted to leave. The company generates a lot of income. In fact, wonderful income. And it became famous for its transparency policy. In fact, what transparency. What is interesting is that despite the company being a success, it is known for its friendliness, affection, oral skills in its presentations and for having a very funny CEO. Long live Eng Safada!
sergio-affonso
Evaluating as a music critic: Banda Eng Safada really knows how to put on a show. The hit "Poxa, que Coxa" already wins over the public with the verse "I'm thick, yes, accept it". The band is so captivating that many men in the audience said they didn't spend much, but left the show hard. The song "Apertada " talks about those situations where we think we will never get into a place we would really like. The vocalist has a sweet face, but during the show she ends up swallowing the whole band. The band was accused of plagiarizing the composer Sérgio Affonso, who declared : "Unfortunately, no one sucked any of my work." The band covers topics like dental floss, of course) and is a big hit with the public. join the band for real.
