I WANT YOUR MONEY, BUT I DON'T NEED IT. REMEMBER THAT BEFORE YOU TRY TO TEST MY SKILLS. I'M DESPERATE, OR EVEN COME INTO A FREE CHAT SAYING YOU HAVE A HARD-ON, LOL. THINK ABOUT IT THIS WAY: WOULD YOU MIND IF I CAME IN SAYING I HAD A PROBLEM? NOW IMAGINE ME CARING ABOUT YOUR HARD-ON, LOL. UNLESS THAT HARD-ON COMES WITH GIFTS, THEN I'M LIKE, "OH, ICE CREAM AFTER 3 DAYS LOST IN THE DESERT."