A JAGUAR 🤣 I'm going to tell you the story of this skirt. It belonged to my wife, and it was long, down to her ankles. I decided to alter it, and in the middle of the process I got annoyed (like every seamstress who racks her brain working on a garment), and I thought, "you know what? I'm going to cut it any old way and make it impossible to wear in the street," because, people... 70% of the time I don't wear underwear. So... I only wear it at home or on special occasions 🍆🥴💦😜 #butt