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Zed-is-Dead-Baby
Do you know the story of the guy who told his friend about his joke? Well, he said that the monkey was a genius, he played chess with him, took care of the house, ate little and must have even been a philosopher, because he spent the day quietly thinking. The friend went crazy. I wanted the monkey. He offered a thousand reais for the animal. But the guy said don't even think about it. This monkey isn't just a monkey. He also changes the tire. The friend didn't believe it. He offered 2 thousand for the monkey. The guy refused again, saying the monkey was a woman's decoy. 10 thousand, the friend offered. The guy asked for 15. The friend paid and took the monkey. Days later they met and the friend wanted to kill the guy. The monkey was the devil, he ate everything he saw, broke everything in the house, attacked every woman he got close to and was as dumb as a door. Then the guy said to his friend: don't talk bad about the monkey because otherwise you won't be able to sell it... All this to say that I think I'm going to talk bad about Candy. So, I keep it to myself :-p wow, I'm tired of writing... hahaha
