Where's my present, you bastard? You think you're going to eat me, fuck me nicely without giving me a present 🎁 😈 go for it! 🫵😏

User calls in chat, without saying good morning says... Show your face lol, what a heart attack? My heart almost jumped out of my mouth, I thought it was someone I know or my husband lol, you guys don't know how to joke, huh? What adrenaline, what a turn-on! Don't you know how to keep a secret? LOL