I'm here for your pleasure, but mostly for MINE. So, if you're in a hurry, send a GIFT or come back at another time. The horny will come with a good chat. Let's take it easy!

Come on, basic rule but important to reinforce: I don't do anything for free, don't come to my office telling me to take anything, if you want me to take it, send a gift. I'm not doing charity, there's no use getting angry and coming to curse me if you treat me badly.