"They say chocolate releases endorphins, but what I'm going to make you feel releases much more than that. I got my tongue dirty, drank the hot coffee, and now I'm here, staring at you, imagining you wiping every trace of sweetness off me. You like to watch, don't you? To imagine the havoc this suit-clad man would wreak on you behind closed doors. The coffee's warmed up... and so have I. Come see what happens now."