How to act: 1. Lower your voice and lift your ass. 2. Drink lubricant like someone receiving a blessing. 3. Call me madam with your mouth full. 4. Grab the pillow and forget the pose. 5. Open your legs like you've never opened them for anyone. 6. Endure everything without crying (or crying, if I want). 7. Cum when I let you, and if I let you. 8. And remember: here, I'm the one who fucks.