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Evaluating as an astronomer: The James Webb Space Telescope captured images of the Muse Number One Galaxy for the first time. The brightness of the vastness of space attracted a lot of attention. The moon Ligerie Fodarovsky changes color and appears to be surrounded by a cloud of asteroids that look like lace. And also a bed that covers 7/8 of the planet connected to a garter belt (scientific name). Despite the joy of this sight, all the scientists remained focused on placing a notebook between their legs. The asteroid named Abunda Maravilhosus surprised everyone with its smooth, soft and extremely round surface. The French scientist Serge Affonse noticed a possible planet that he named PGM (thick and spotted legs - a scientific term according to him). Some sources report that the scientist spent 36 hours looking at PGM. He is doing well. The scientists are planning an expedition to Muse Number One. The scientist Serge Affonse did not want to wait for the spacecraft to be ready. Colleagues said he took an Uber and went there.
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Evaluating as a travel guide: The tour of the Muse region in Europe is a mix of landscapes, flavors, cultures and curiosities. It is interesting to see the local tradition, where women always wear their best lingerie to be number 1 at the Spring Festival. The Cintura Fina square is a sight to behold. Next to it is Largo dos Quadris. The street that connects the two is one of the most popular places in the city. The typical drink is called bunda malhada. It is strong, has a well-defined flavor, makes your mouth water and is an aphrodisiac. The concert by the Piernas Grossas e Mucho band is a huge hit. I bought several posters myself. I even saw some places in the region so cramped that I didn't dare go in. Nothing is that expensive there, but I ended up leaving broke every day. It is known as one of the friendliest, most cultured, fun and delicious regions in the world.
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Assessing like an art critic: The painting "The Muse" by artist Sérgio Affonso is an amalgam of various colors, sensations, desires and feelings. The work draws attention for its perfect curves. It can be seen that he took great care in portraying the landscape of the city of Quadris, but made his influences from the Coxas Grossas region, in Spain, very clear. By showing his muse bending down to pick up something from the floor, the painter's ingenuity is clear. It wasn't his intention, but it's impossible not to understand how this affects the creator. The painter made a point of saying that this painting is part of a series. According to him, his muse is many in one. The work is on display in Bundapest. That's right, Bundapest. The author explained that it was a tribute to some characteristic of his muse. In closing, it's not a Mona Lisa. Because Mona Lisa is rubbish. The author explained that he will never reveal the identity of his inspiration. In his very elaborate vocabulary, he declared: "I'm not going to give a damn without first trying to conquer this monument."
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Judging by the judges of a samba school: The school enters with a front commission wearing transparent black lace that raises the... well, the audience. The most striking thing about the drum section is the tambourine. Simply the most perfect tambourine I have ever seen. The evolution is surprising. It started with a dress, then black lingerie, and then the show came with black and red lingerie that left the boxes with their jaws dropped. The samba came out really well, thanks to the guitar-shaped hearts. The floats that pay homage to the most beautiful legs in history seemed to be sculpted by God. The harmony is worth mentioning. How could they bring so much beauty and charm together on the avenue? Carnival designer Sérgio Affonso kept his promise and brought a lot of beauty to Sapucaí. But it was clear that the most beautiful costume, the character that stood out the most in the school, was the Muse. Anyway, a 10 for everything. Lots of samba dancing, although the carnival designer couldn't take his eyes off the Muse's legs, according to columnist Léo Dias. What a mess, huh!
