900 crushes, and within that milestone are some little sluts who live to please me and suck up to me, as it should be, since the world began. Today's post is about them. I understand that my presence makes you weak and often irrational, and when you get lost in your own inferiority, my lust flares up and you shit yourselves. Keep doing everything to make my life easier, work hard, and never forget: your man's lust comes before yours. I'm the one who dictates the rules and gives meaning to your boring little lives. Kisses.