Completely forget about the room service menu. The main course doesn't come on a tray; it's already here, in front of the mirror, just waiting for you to arrive to be served. The room is cold, the bed is immaculate (for now), but my intention is that we end the night with the sheets on the floor and the atmosphere sizzling. The door locks from the inside, the world stays outside, and in here... well, in here we'll resolve this tension. Are you brave enough to come upstairs? 🛎️🔥😈