Your Excellency, Judge of Love, Habeas corpus amoris, I respectfully submit this petition requesting the immediate release of Kess's charms, as they are keeping my heart in private captivity, against my will, under the sway of glances, gestures, and silences. It is alleged that there is illegal constraint, as the defendant, without visible weapons, acts with dolus pulchritudinis, imprisoning without chains, sentencing without words, and winning without possible defense. However, with all due respect, I withdraw the request. I do not wish for release; may the charms remain, may the imprisonment be perpetual, for in this case, being imprisoned in you is not a punishment, it is a privilege, and you are too special to be acquitted. ⚖️🥰😘