A color? Blue. A sport? Surfing. A passion? Art. A planet? Neptune. A movie? Pan's Labyrinth. A badass guy? Carl Sagan. A badass girl? Clarice Lispector. A song? Take on Me. An album? Dark Side of the Moon. A Brazilian album? A Tabula Esmeralda. A book? Twilight of the Idols. A classical philosopher? Diogenes. A modern one? Nietzsche. A classical painter? Dominique Ingres. A modern one? René Magritte. A character? Gandalf. A food? Sushi. Penis or brain size? Never measured. Sweetheart or dirty talk? Both. A position? On all fours getting spanked. A perfect day? With sex and pizza.