scoobybr
We got married again yesterday, in front of twenty paid cameras. He swore fidelity, swearing he'd suck me until I forgot my mother's number. And look, he's keeping his word: he wakes up at four in the morning to lick my ass before breakfast. He only messes up when he forgets I like it dirty—then he cleans it with a toothbrush, the rascal. Positive points: he knows I like being called a slut in public, he knows I like being called a princess when nobody's watching. Negative points: he still tries to record and I still smash his phone in his face. Final score? Ten.