Allow me, dear friend, to issue you a warning. Beware, yes, beware, of the siren's song, which intones promises of such absolute comfort that it will make even the most hardened of hearts tremble. Only in chat has it revealed itself to be a gentle but effective spell, one that cannot be undone with holy water or Cartesian reasoning. Imagine, my dear friend, how bold you are, exploring sensuality that does not await you. Do not say later that you were not warned. You will enter as if you were entering a regular chat room, and you will leave as if you had abandoned the notion of time, space and, certainly, prudence. I confess: I have already given it a home in my thoughts, with furniture and curtains. Therefore, proceed at your own risk. But know this: you have been warned.