"I will do something sublime: this review will be entirely dedicated to you, my love! I kindly ask that you do not rate me or comment on it, as these words belong to you; a reminder that you are my beloved protagonist. May the spotlight of your users—for whom you nurture love, affection, and respect—fall entirely upon you. Do not comment on this review, for I will be present in every word dedicated to you. You are the protagonist of my film, the author of my book! The light of my anonymity and my silence will guide the focus to you. This will be the 'billboard' of the reviews: may the light shine upon you, my love! ❤️"