Hey everyone, welcome! I'm not much for chatting in the corral, but it's time to lay down some rules for anyone who wants to join me in this chute. I want the ride to be good for both parties, so pay attention: - If you arrive with little feed (credit), don't expect the horse to come out saddled and running. You have to warm up, without rushing the breaking. - There's no halter here to pull me along. No amount of money gives you the right to boss a cowboy around. I won't bow to anyone who tries to rope me by force. - Be a good person, at least be respectful. Otherwise, you'll get kicked and leave the corral with your ears burning. - A gift is like corn in a trough: the more you throw, the closer the animal comes. Following these rules, our ride will be one no one forgets. I'll rope you firmly, lead at my pace, and show you how far the leather can take. Here, I'm in charge—and I'll give you everything I can handle, maybe more. Furthermore, a hug from a cowboy, I hope to see you at my ranch.