I AM I 1. I am I, I was born, I live and I will die. this one, this one. (adjustments will be made along the way, many of them, but basically:) 2. I come with the past (present and future are not included) 3. the future of the past tense does not exist; nothing would be, nothing should. things just are, and can turn into other things, better things or worse things, or nothing at all. depends on now. 4. Emotional blackmail at any level is prohibited, at any time of the day or night. Drama should be used sparingly and never with a raised chin or a pathetic air of desperate reason. 5. chaotic situations imposed without need will be severely punished with silence and absence to the mental sound of the mantra "patience, patience, patience" repeated until sanity. 6. love is not measured between the legs. love is not measured with a blowjob. love is not measured. 7. love is not illness, illness is not love. (love ≠ tumor) 8. trying to impose yourself with a tantrum will inevitably be an inglorious battle where everyone loses, everyone suffers, everyone wastes precious time, everyone gets older. 9. I talk about what I want, where I want, how I want, when I want and I write what I want, how I want, where I want. without interference. from anyone. Never. none. 10. Do you want it your way? buy clay and mold a bowl.