Ártemis

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Welcome to the most cozy office on this site, where femininity lies on the couch with intelligence. A resident of the id, but a constant traveler in the corridors of her unconscious. A 25-year-old from Minas Gerais, she stands a glorious 5'1" of pure "greatness" (diagnosis: absent modesty). As a self-proclaimed "Therapist with a Loose Laughter," I love conducting sessions that range from deep analysis to spontaneous laughter. Between a coffee that convinces me I'm productive and a book revisited for the tenth time, I observe—and provoke—other people's unconscious. Nothing cheers me up more than a soccer game (complete with screams at every missed goal), a cold beer, and good company. I'm also an Explorer of Feelings, investigating desires and connections (explicit sessions not included). When I'm not studying or drowning in the sea of idleness, I indulge in games. If you enjoy a good conversation, or even gossip worth sharing, come in... and let's discover together what your id hides.

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If you're looking forward to a flamboyant "Moulin Rouge"-style performance or a "Showgirls"-style striptease, I suggest going next door. We'll save you your hard-earned money and my precious time—we all want a happy ending, after all! Is seeing me as I came into the world essential? A little gift worth R$500.00 will do the trick! Otherwise, I'll be waiting for you with a cup of cappuccino or a cold beer!